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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
monstrousgourmandizingcats
thescriptorium

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

thescriptorium

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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thescriptorium

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

thescriptorium

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

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but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

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monstrousgourmandizingcats

I never thought I’d have to see the poster for Terrifying Girls’ High School: Lynch Law Classroom again

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dreamwithoutreason
hexglyphs

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

realaxolotl

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

hexglyphs

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

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shadowdarkleonidascrusade
gay-lawyers

highkey hope one of the LGBT-confirmed characters ends up being Soldier 76 because like, can you image the white straight cis male outrage. It’d be incredible. The tears would water my crops. The salt would season my food. The harsh winters would ease as Mr.everyman protagman is seized by the gay agenda.

Probable? Who knows. Petty? You fucking know it.

jack-snorrison

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

roskii

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This is 3 years old too

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